'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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