yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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