But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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