Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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