Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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