So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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