Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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