Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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