You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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