Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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