our cab driver is having phone sex.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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