i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
