Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Drake has all the answers
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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