im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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