Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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