i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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