what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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