I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think a kid would responsible me up
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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