i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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