There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
