think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
