Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Don't EVER smell your tampon
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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