STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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