Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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