talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
