Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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