youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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