it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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