Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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