Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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