And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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