where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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