I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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