So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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