I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
