I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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