We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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