Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
