I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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