I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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