And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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