idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
