dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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