Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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