did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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