Can Purell be used as lube?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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