Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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