just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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