I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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