I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Drake has all the answers
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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