At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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