Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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