Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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