As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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